bio-tastic

Have you ever written a bio about yourself?  I am working on one right now, and it feels hokey as hell.  I am one step away from, “Sarah enjoys long walks on the beach and reading by candlelight while sipping a nice red wine.”  No, seriously.  Writing this thing makes me feel like I’m promoting myself for a bad game show.  Writing in third person about yourself should be a banned method.  I don’t know why this is the precedent for professional bios.  I guarantee whoever reads this will know for a fact I wrote it myself.  It’s not like I’m Madonna or Serena Williams, here.  At the moment, I wish I were so I wouldn’t have to write this stupid thing myself.  Surely, I can hire someone to do the dirty work for me… any volunteers?

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