Have you ever written a bio about yourself? I am working on one right now, and it feels hokey as hell. I am one step away from, “Sarah enjoys long walks on the beach and reading by candlelight while sipping a nice red wine.” No, seriously. Writing this thing makes me feel like I’m promoting myself for a bad game show. Writing in third person about yourself should be a banned method. I don’t know why this is the precedent for professional bios. I guarantee whoever reads this will know for a fact I wrote it myself. It’s not like I’m Madonna or Serena Williams, here. At the moment, I wish I were so I wouldn’t have to write this stupid thing myself. Surely, I can hire someone to do the dirty work for me… any volunteers?
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